Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

gooby

Vaginal secretions; usually pasty white and the consistency of mucus.

When Louise went to wipe herself after urination, she was mildly surprised to find a large glob of gooby dangling from womanhood.

by T.Holli May 12, 2006

GOOBERSNIFFER

A goobersniffer is a dork...an idiot...a sniffer of goobs. Basically they are lowest form of humanity that pretty much make the rest of the population happy that they are not them.

Daniel Funk is the biggest goobersniffer I can think of.

by Nathan Rigsby January 22, 2007

goobliefascious

like totally fricken amazing mann! mcmeganing fo sho!

nicole asks: how was your day?
megan replies: goobliefascious!

by JMPopsicles January 11, 2008

Goobergungles

you have annoying butt crust after anal sex.

o GOD THESE GOOBERGUNGLES ARE ITCHY!

lol

by Briitney Rae October 10, 2008

Goobit

Mythical rabbit/goose hybrid monster. Also a gentle insult.

"Oh George, you are a goobit for putting the butter knife into the jam."

by MightyMadiJay January 2, 2010

goobins

Plural Back Slang for people who've been goofing off.

Whatcha up to all these days?

Nothing, we're just messing out on the streets practicing our new tricks.

Man, you guys are just a bunch of goobins

Ain't nothing criminal about that.

Too true. Too true. Enjoy away, I say than.

by Mjr TJ Kong November 30, 2011