Google Translate

To ask for for identification for a mumbled sentence or a clearer definition of what is being said to you.

(1) Melissa: So you know when a box is a circle, and a circle is a triangle?

Abby: Google translate?

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(2) Jordon: *grumble grumble grumble*

John: Google translate?

Jordon: I hate my life.

by SloshedLaLadies June 3, 2011

google-fuck

To maniacally search for something or someone on the internet. Can also include internet stalking of a celebrity or popular person. Obsessive Internet Research.

I met Brian last night, but we didn't talk much, so I google-fucked him later to find out more about him.

I enjoyed this song from an obscure movie, so I google-fucked the soundtrack till I found a site where I could download the song for free.

by emdpatrice November 2, 2007

Google+

It's pretty sweet, actually.

It's Facebook + Twitter + Tumblr. (and maybe a few other things that I haven't figured out yet)

You have a news feed, you can just follow people, and it has a reblog-type thing that makes it easy for pointless and stupid but funny things to sweep the internet faster than they ever have before. You can also +1(like) all kinds of stuff.

(on Facebook) Me: Hey, anybody want a Google+ invite?

87 people like this.

Ok, I'm gonna need all your emails...

by Simian Infernus July 16, 2011

googlet

Any company or entity snatched up by Google.

"You Tube was a cool little company until it became a googlet. Now they acting all uppity, like they own the googleplex or something."

by Natalilly December 12, 2008

Google Fuck

A Google service that will come one day.

I often use "Google Fuck" to check out most interesting XXX-pages on the internet savely.

"Google Fuck" brings the likely internet without listing spam-pages.

by gfucker October 31, 2008

Google Mapsed

Pronounced Google Maps-ed

When Google Maps gives you bogus directions or tells a store is somewhere it is not.

Guy 1: Dude I looked for Wienerschnitzel for like thirty minutes before I realized that it wasn't where Google said it was.

Guy 2: Dude you just got full on Google Mapsed!

by Leonardo, NJ February 22, 2010

google fucked

Hiring an expensive consultant to perform independent and lengthy research leveraging their specific expertise, only to later find they pulled all their research off of Google in a matter of minutes.

Hey boss, that report we paid for is just a mash-up of information off of the 1st search page in Google. I think we've been google fucked.

by Joeeek April 17, 2008