Ghetto Hope

The idea that one day poor people from the ghetto will rise above and realize their financial dreams by some miracle. This usually involves them sitting on their ass and getting lucky by winning the lotto or some other type of bet. Ignorance and lack of responsibility are key traits that these people must have.

The hope that ghetto ass people exhibit on game shows such as Deal or No Deal when they are offered nearly $200,000 and have a one in five chance of winning more money or potentially losing it all. Ghetto hope is when these people turn down the $200,000 offered for that long shot chance of winning more. Ghetto hope can also be exhibited by women when they have multiple children in hopes of one of them one day playing professional sports.

by DDubbs May 2, 2006

ghetto punch

Ghetto Punch- (noun) Kool Aid made with grain alcohol or any neutral grain spirit (like vodka).

A: Hey man, you going over to Carl's party?
B: Nah, man. All he ever has is Ghetto Punch, and that shit always fucks me up.

by TimmieTimTims September 1, 2011

Ghetto Champagne

The popular mixed drink, originating in the African American culture, that is made with the mixture of Mountain Dew™ and (usually) cheap ghetto boxed white wine.

"Damn bruh, he f**d up on that Ghetto Champagne

by SmithersTheWise February 12, 2014

ghetto-gether

When you and all your wigga-friends get together in suburbia to get high and listen to quality hip hop.

The word can be used by real niggas as well but they should be warned of reduction of social status since they will be considered to be wiggas.

We are having a ghetto-gether, bring some weed!

by Östra Aros' Finest February 28, 2008

Ghetto Parfait

A mixture of yogurt and kelogg's corn flakes eaten at one's tiny cubicle with a dirty spoon.

Dre: Ayo snoop you down to hit this blunt?
Snoop Dogg: Naw dawg, I got this ghetto parfait forizzee

by ghettoparfait October 8, 2008

ghetto pickle

noun. a watermelon

We purchased a ghetto pickle for the picnic.

by kenandrick August 17, 2010

Ghetto Gormet

Enhancing the most basic meals with a little zazz. For example, taking KD and saucing it up with some cajun spice, ground beef, and shredded swiss for a gormet KD.

Playa 1: "no way I'm eating raman, dude. That shit is nasty."
Playa 2: "Chill; I'm a ghetto gormet."

by Paluka Joe March 24, 2008