Gary

On first impressions some may be drawn in by this man's superficial charm. Do not mistake charmy for smarmy, self righteousness, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, pompous, brainwashing ass hole.

"What a smug prick"
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"

The name Gary is derived from the word spear.

by The Potster May 5, 2018

Gary

A person who typically acts gay, but says he isn’t.

Last night, Gary sayd that he’s gonna sit on my face and he didn’t even say no homo. Watta Gary

by Notgary March 11, 2018

Ummm Gary

When you have no possible comeback to an insult, shout this.

(1) Your Mom is fat.
(2) Ummm Gary

by Gary Barry Larry April 18, 2008

garticles

the feeling of knowing a certain person doesn't belong in the place they are in

When a carrot goes to the beach, but finds a arabian sausage chef, he feels the garticles.

by bartholemew wang! April 18, 2008

Gary Button

The button that switches on the internal circulating air in a car, which saves you from smelling nasty external air such as the air found around factories, waste treatment plants or the entire city of Gary, Indiana.

Quick, hit the Gary button! We're gonna go past the waste plant in a minute.

by mr. busey September 29, 2009

Gartch

More often than not, used as a Noun: "to Gartch"; i.e. to moan, gripe, whinge, whine, or inanely ramble with blatant disregard for the public at large. Generally, if one uses the word "Gartch", one would be derogatorily speaking about an unpleasant humanoid that is "pissing you off" massively by talking "shite".

Please note: The noun form of gartch can easily be used as a present continuous verb, or a proper noun. QQQ.

Gartch. You know it.

E.g.

Clerk 1: "What's this knob head GARTCHING on about?!!!!"

Clarky 2: "Dunno, mate. He's just being a proper GARTCHER."

by Ptuqfjyferzs December 6, 2012

Gary Plumb

A style of sexual foreplay that involves the use of an old school plunger. Either partner sticks the plunger to their belly button and proceeds to have usual intercourse until they make a sound that is similar to that of Gary the snail.

Dude me and my gf were watching sponge bob and I got the weirdest boner. So I went in Gary Plumb ed my lady.

by Attack gopher November 8, 2012