Ghetto Hillbilly

A individual who is such a damn-ass hillbilly that they have been evicted from all the local trailer parks.
He now resides in the closest possible place they could drag the Double-Wide Mansion on wheels with his cousin Bubba's Riding Lawnmower.
Steven: I got kicked out of "GOLDEN ACRES" and "CASAS DEL AMIGOS".

Jimbo: You Ghetto Hillbilly. They kicked you out of the mexi-roll villa. Them illegals ain't even got no Green Cards. Where the Sam-Hell you and Bertha gonna live?

Steven: I'm livin' at the intersection of Hwy 99 and County Road 31. Bubba's fuckin' John Deere broke down on my way to the park. I was tryin' to squat on that fancy Government land. They's got toilets and showers. God damn Fancy-Pants Bastards.
by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008
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ghetto punch

Ghetto Punch- (noun) Kool Aid made with grain alcohol or any neutral grain spirit (like vodka).
A: Hey man, you going over to Carl's party?
B: Nah, man. All he ever has is Ghetto Punch, and that shit always fucks me up.
by TimmieTimTims August 30, 2011
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Ghetto Philosopher

An intelligent black man/woman who discusses issues within the black community and advocates possible reforms
Khari Enaharo is an active Ghetto Philosopher in the Columbus black community.
by TenaciousPaul March 27, 2010
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Ghetto Parfait

A mixture of yogurt and kelogg's corn flakes eaten at one's tiny cubicle with a dirty spoon.
Dre: Ayo snoop you down to hit this blunt?
Snoop Dogg: Naw dawg, I got this ghetto parfait forizzee
by ghettoparfait August 12, 2008
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Ghetto Champagne

The popular mixed drink, originating in the African American culture, that is made with the mixture of Mountain Dew™ and (usually) cheap ghetto boxed white wine.
"Damn bruh, he f**d up on that Ghetto Champagne
by SmithersTheWise February 13, 2014
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ghetto-gether

When you and all your wigga-friends get together in suburbia to get high and listen to quality hip hop.

The word can be used by real niggas as well but they should be warned of reduction of social status since they will be considered to be wiggas.
We are having a ghetto-gether, bring some weed!
by Östra Aros' Finest February 28, 2008
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ghetto pickle

We purchased a ghetto pickle for the picnic.
by kenandrick August 17, 2010
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