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german gas chamber

the act working up a grand fart, while recieving oral sex, then removing the cock and turning her head to have her looking at your prepared to unload brown eye. then farting in the little ladys open mouth.
after working up a taco bell induced steamer i thought what a good time for a german gas chamber.
by blow it in ur booty January 4, 2010
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German tea party

A sexual act in which ones testicals are inserted Into another's mouth, and then take a shit on your partners forhead.
Marcus was afraid that giving his Jewish parter a "German tea party" would be viewed as a hate crime
by Ed Dawg January 30, 2015
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german marble bag

A too-small speedo bathing suit.
While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.
by Ray September 16, 2003
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The German Potatoe Salad

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it
the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad
by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009
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German Shit Show

When something happens that is so fucked up that its as messy as a German Shit Show.
Well, my day was quite the German Shit Show.

What a German Shit Show!
by Concrete Wallbanger November 21, 2010
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German Lindy Dive

The sexual act of a woman snorting pure Columbian Cocaine off of an erected penis. After the effects of this Cocaine has settled in, then the woman will leap and mount the penis so forcefully that the woman will defacate all over the man's testicles.
Jim: Dude, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, and your dog all tried to give me a German Lindy Dive the other night!

Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!
by Aardvark Aristocrat February 21, 2008
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German sweater

A yet unnamed sex-act involving a turtleneck and angular spectacles and the French game Dixit
You look like you got a German sweater last night

Yeah, it was great.
by Original German December 17, 2010
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