groom my frog

Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.

Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog

by Taterbug January 13, 2023

build a bear frog

The popular tiktok phenomenon; a build a bear skin that is designed to personal liking, most commonly the green frog in overalls. Comes in multiple varieties of color and is popular around teens.

Amy: Hey Martha, have you heard about the build a bear frog?

Martha: Heck yeah Amy! I so totally want one.

Amy: Lets get one this weekend!

by froggirlthatrocks March 25, 2023

Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

or

A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.

Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023

Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third

a frog made out of paper who is a scientist and can fly. but he prefers flips. his fav food is veggie/fly lasagna. he lives in Shrek's swamp. he is an orthodontist. he is married to a jelly baby named Matilda. Matilda is a prostitute.

Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third is cool because he is a orthodontist who flips and occasionally goes to the zoo.

by Bob Mate the third June 6, 2017

frogging

A sadistic contest where two people repeatedly hit eachother, generally in the shoulder (sometimes on the leg or arm), until one person can no longer take the pain.

"Dude, Kurt and I were frogging last night. He frogged me so bad I can't even lift my arm."

by The Obnox May 19, 2009

Frogger

The "frogger" is a sexual maneuver in which the copulating couple engage in anal sex on the curbside of a busy street. As the man removes his penis from his lady friend's anal rectum, he ejaculates on her back and pushes her into moving traffic. If the woman is hit and killed, both lose. However, if she reaches the other side of the street, both win. The couple can receive bonus points for each car dodged on the busy thoroughfare.

I did a frogger with my girlfriend on Main St. in Charlottesville, Virginia. She dodged traffic after I spunked all over her. When she got to the other side, she jumped on a lilly pad.

by Richard Montalban October 23, 2009

Frogging

The act of laying belly down with your legs flat behind you. Arms forward, head down. Effectively flattening your butt, and you look like a frog.

Hey, your frogging. My dog is frogging.

by AlmightyDogGod February 6, 2012