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Piss covered bathroom floor 

When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.
Piss covered bathroom floor

Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.

Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.
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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.
There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!
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Ash on the floor 

The sexual act of taking a shit on your partners chest.
"Hey baby wanna ash on the floor tonight?"

Tore up from the floor up 

busted face,body,personality,demeanor and spirit. A wretched individual. Hairstyle gone wrong.
That girl looks like she is tore up from the floor up!

tore up from the floor up 

Being jacked as hell, somebody who has ripped legs, core, chest, and arms.
Wow, he must have been hitting them gym because he's tore up from the floor up.

fourth floor bitches 

Located on the top floor of the gateway building, galasheils. A tribe of strong independent young fashion students who are known for going hard and going home, slut dropping and drinking prosecco. The most wild and best people you will ever meet are on the 4th floor of the gateway building.

"I'm going to the fourth floor for a party tonight"
"You better leave your dignity at the door mate"
"I'm going to the fourth floor bitches for a party tonight"
"You better leave your dignity at the door mate"

drivin the dance floor 

drivin the dance floor is when you and a guy are kick ass grinding and dancing
me an my man were drivin the dance floor last night