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fixing a bike

The term, fixing a bike, is a code word for giving someone a blow job. It comes from the event of one girl telling one guy, "If you bring Colton some food, I will give you a blow job." Well this one girl hasn't practiced this yet so while the guy was gone, I said she may practice upon me. Of course it would seem rather odd to do it right in the school parking lot out in the open so I told her that she can look like she is fiddling with the gears while I sit atop my bike and she can look as though she is fixing it but she is really just giving me head. The guy ended up not bringing me food. The girl got off lucky...
"He fixes bikes."

"Do you fix bikes?"

"She fixed his bike two weeks ago."
by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005
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Fishing for dolphins

jacking off

what ruel advincula does when hes not taking baths with andrew
Ruel: Im bored where andrew?
Ruel: I think im going to go fishing for dolphins!
by THUGNASTYGANGSTA October 10, 2007
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fisting

The act of violating ones pussy or ass usually by a midget named jim aka shorty resulting in a handful of blood clots and ovaries or bowels.
Jim was double fisting Tamiko and his dad walked in.
by Seen it and puked. August 13, 2007
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Tit fishing

a step beyond a cleavage poke. Where a guy trys to get under a woman bra and grab some naked tit.
by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010
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fishing

Guys, I can't go out tonight, I'm going fishing.
by MoonKnight April 17, 2003
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fishing for sapplings

Favorite activity for pedophiles who look like Chris Monroe.
Dat freaky perv be fishing for sapplings a la Chris Monroe
by Claire Isaac October 3, 2003
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fishing off the bridge

Making an educated guess.
Extrapolating from previous experience and personal knowledge either to predict future events or explain events about which you have no direct knowledge.
"Why did she ignore me just now?"
"I'm just fishing off the bridge here, but I think it's because you didn't call her last time."
by UrbanKeith September 6, 2009
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