Whiskey fingers

When you hijack someone's post on Facebook to type 5 paragraphs about how you talked on the phone to the Chief Engineering Officer of the Enterprise (NCC-1701-D), no matter how true it was, and then you delete it because it's completely irrelevant... you might have whiskey fingers.

When you cheer yourself on for posting 2 Tweets with exactly 140 characters... you might have whiskey fingers.

When you comment on your brother's in-laws families post about Blackberry using the phrase "RIM job" and then giggle for a half hour straight, well - you probably have whiskey fingers. (Then forget to delete it, but luckily everyone involved finds it funny because RIM is doing so poorly on the market. Thankfully you read things while you're sober and have some small understanding of the tech industry.)

When you spend more than like 5 minutes adding some bullshit entry to Urban dictionary cause I don't fucking know why but I'm going for a smoke now.

Oh man. Oh, FUCK man. I drank like a fifth of... some kind of whiskey. Man. I am so highly intoxicated right now, I am like... INEBRIATED. My fingers are just typing because of the whiskey.

I think I have whiskey fingers.

by whiskey_fingers November 9, 2011

4 fingers up

Means you are insanely good at softball and can’t be beat

Lightning softball team is so good and always hold up 4 fingers up

by Pouri April 21, 2022

Four fingers up

Your super obsessed with with someone who’s name starts with “J”

I put four fingers up because I’m so obsessed with jay

by Jdotttyyy September 10, 2022

Sticky Fingers

When you jerk off and explode on your keyboard resulting in sticky fingers

I was watching a little Lisa Ann action and performed sticky fingers all over the place

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

2 fingers

The term "2 Fingers" is most commonly used in situations where throwing up the peace sign seems socially inappropriate. The term defined means "peace out", "see ya", and can interchangably be used as "yeah right." Females and males alike commonly use the term when rejecting a member of the opposite sex, right before they turn and walk away.

Ashley: OMG did you see that hideous 5 foot nothing trying to talk to me?
Alexis: Yeah he was nasty...how'd you get out of that one.
Ashley: I just said "2 fingers", and turned and walked away.
Alexis: Ah, that would explain the perplexed and hurt look on his face
Both: *high five

by alexisapple January 8, 2009

Gingerish

Someone acting ginger or someone about to turn ginger and or being a ginger

Hanging out with a bunch of gingers would be Gingerish.

by Lol YrX October 21, 2008

Fibberish

(n) a soliloquy of incoherent falsehoods.

I knew Mort was talking fibberish when I overheard him tell his date that Mick Jagger went to his church.

by f'd December 4, 2011