simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; it's often a type of scam.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 21, 2024

Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front

He’s really clean after turd farming

by Fogwater January 6, 2024

nuke the corn farms

1.
2.
3. To send a nuke every corn farm in the world
4.

1.
2.
3. Jim: I hate corn! I'm gonna nuke the corn farms!
Sam: NOOOOO JIM WAIT
4.

by anonymous November 6, 2020

Jake from state farm

Dead

Jake from State Farm is dead

by Christian1977 September 5, 2019

Weed Farm

A Group created on Whatsapp exclusively for weed lovers for sharing their MaryJane's intoxicating experience.

Yo Weed farm Brothers !!!!

by ViShaL SinGh May 4, 2015

Farm Bot Bob

PRO FARM BOT
WOOD
AND
GIVEAWAYS
ALL
DAY

"Hey, do you know Farm Bot Bob?"
"THE PRO FARM BOT?!?!?!"
"Yep, that's him!"

by ComposedConsistencys August 7, 2022

Farm Digger

Similar to a gold digger. A person who is only interested in a relationship with someone based on the fact that they are a farmer.

''Now I ain't sayin' she a farm digger but she ain't messin' with no city seeker.'

by Larien04 December 18, 2014