Mickey Factz

An upcoming freshman rapper from bronx, Ny. He is 25 years old and currently working on an album called "The New Museum."

What is Mickey Factz real name?

It doesn't matter what his name is because his lyrics describe who he is.

by Vasu C. May 22, 2010

Ape Factor

The difference between arm span, using the longest fingers, and height, minus shoes, hat and pompadours. Positive numbers indicate meatheads, knuckle draggers, etc. Negative numbers indicate highly evolved, higher planes of thinking, etc.

Dude, you're kind of slow on the draw, what's your ape factor? Wow, your a +4, now I understand...

by DrizzleDogg September 10, 2010

Tosh Factor

The attribute that Daniel Tosh possesses which can turn a man Gay. This is a common sideaffect from watching too much Tosh.O. If you have ever done something that Daniel Tosh does on his show (while naked), you know that you just performed an extremely GAY act, and you can no longer hide from you gayness. This causes one to come out of the closet, and obviously be shunned by his family.

John Travolta: Hey mike, um did you catch tosh.o last tuesday?
Mike: yea i did why?
Travolta: well, i have to tell you something, i have had a pleasure coach stick his head up my ass before...
Mike:wow, well, yeah YOU'RE gay dude.
Travolta: Really? dammit, i hate the Tosh Factor.

by IgotSWAG@Miami_da_U July 31, 2012

Phyllis Factor

To gauge your level of bed-head in the morning by comparing it to Phyllis Diller's hair.

"Daisy, what's your Phyllis factor looking like today? Please advise."
"Morning Denny, my Phyllis factor is at an all time high and you really butter my croissant " * sent with winky guy and 2 heart eyes guy.

by Daisy Delfrega May 29, 2018

Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday

Very boring. Dull. Not very fun

“This party is a real Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday.”
“Tell me about it.”

by bigsteezy July 18, 2019

Stinky Beef Factory

The droopy, wrinkly, and foul smelling "beef" that dangles between the legs, from the labia of a premiscuous female.

Brad: Man you see that cum-dumpster Athena's cunt? It looks like pastrami is falling out, and smells like the dumpster behind a fish market!
Matt: You're telling me! She's running a regular Stinky Beef Factory down there.

by Otto Van BeefSteak March 23, 2008

Wisconsin sausage factory

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, a Wisconsin sausage factory is a sexual practice in which you spray an entire can of EZ Cheese into your Rectum. Then you then squat over your partner's face and expel the cheese into their open mouth for consumption. The expelled cheese usually comes out in sausage-like yellow links, hence the name.

I'm still full after last night's Wisconsin sausage factory, so I think I'll skip breakfast.

by Whirljack33 October 2, 2011