floor

To thoroughly beat and/or mutilate another person(s) or thing(s); this generally concludes in the recepient on the ground in pain, or great discomfort.

"Son you best thro' down right na befoe I floor yo hoe ass."

by Tranc3nder April 21, 2004

floor is lava

Absolute garbage of a meme, probably out of fad by the time you're reading this.

Person 1: The floor is lava!

Person 2: *Lays on floor *

by A guy who wrote one definition June 13, 2017

Balls to the floor

Anything being stated in the purest or performed in the most maximum way.

I confessed to my parents about her pregnancy, balls to the floor no lies.

by Sperminator6969 August 21, 2008

Floorgasm

Orgasm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. The supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that damn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.

A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.

What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.

What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.

Dancesport coach: Today we're going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.

Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*

Jack Johnson: Let me do it,

Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*

Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*
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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?

Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*

Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...

Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!

Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*

by Tzah September 23, 2007

floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo

A word made up out of necessity to keep the bloodthirsty nations out of connection with the under ground pie world. Quite literally means "chicken pot pie". Now you know... use this information wisely. . .

"Wow what an amazing slice of floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo!"

by Pinky September 14, 2004

FLOORMATT PARKER

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike

man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor

by jose suarez May 9, 2006

floor swimming apple

A sim named apple that when removed from the pool and placed in the house will swim around like they're still in the pool

Look at that floor swimming apple over there! :O

by panda cat February 16, 2009