Faps

Faps .. fake ass pieces of shit.

Hiphop/rap term

big mouth wanna be, hypocritical haters, talk the the talk but can’t walk the walk.

Faps bro fake ass pieces of shit thats all they are..
to tell the truth man i aint go no time for these FAPS and that’s facts..
Fuck them keyboard warriors homie, dont sweat it they just a bunch of FAPS for real

by WestOzAlien December 26, 2019

Free Fap February

Free Fap February is a Challenge Month Counteracting to the No Nut November. What you basically have to do is Cum as much as you can, maybe measure it and compare it with your Friends.

You Doing No Nut November?

Me?
Nah, I did Free Fap February this Year.

by RayAkuma December 31, 2019

not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

Fap Gap

A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.

“How long has your fap gap been going on?”

“Oh about two years now...”

by Ilovemybookshelves September 20, 2019

Four Faps

The Beatles were also called The Fab Four. This is a humorous play on that.

Yesterday I was listening to "Let It Be," by the Four Faps.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 9, 2019

Possible Fap Potential

When a girl ugly but got a nice body and you feel guilty so you don't know if you might fap.

Man that butter face has a nice ass but I would never hit it, I might fap later because she got Possible Fap Potential

by armytim114 December 12, 2017

Possible Fap Potential

When you run out of porn and you need to jerk it over something but you feel guilty.

Man the curves on that street sign has definitely got some Possible Fap Potential .. But it's a street sign.

by armytim114 December 12, 2017