English Teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who spends to much time ruining the lives of asian kids. English Teachers will most likely have favorites and there will always be this 1 person who the teacher will give the best grade. Middle School english teacher are a step higher they will not give a shit about how good your grammar they will give you a random grade depending on their mood and how much they like you. For some reason they will never give a hundred to anyone

SHe is the english teacher's favorite

by Star_Galaxy March 22, 2022

English

An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence

English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

English or Spanish

What you say to make somebody freeze mid second.

Friend 1:’English or Spanish?’
Friend 2:’English”
Friend 1:’move if your gay’

by Pen farmer June 19, 2024

English A Levels

Suicide.

Joe: I’m gonna take English A Levels
Mama: Oh no! Are you ok???

by Taco_Jesus October 7, 2021

Lennon English

Mr Black Power

The songwriter, Lennon English, is so pro Black he is known as "Mr Black Power"

by Mr Black Power November 24, 2021

English

Hard

Do you believe that that word exists?
Did you just say “that that”
I guess English is hard man

by sadbish March 1, 2019

english wikipedia

an english version of the world's most favorite website

person 1: hey why is this chinese wikipedia?
person 2: type english wikipedia
person 1: thank you very much

by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022