Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

“

by Rakis April 1, 2020

Ethan

A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.

Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.

by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020

Ethan Wilkins

Dunce

Ethan Wilkins is such a fucking dunce.

by TyKi0149 April 17, 2020

Ethan

A guy with a fat cock and will eat you out at any point just call him up

Friend 1 :Hey did u get eaten out by Ethan

Friend 2 :no not yet

Friend 1 :oh just call him

by Bob fagot May 23, 2020

Ethan Cashin

Gay Mop

Guy 1:Seen that guy with a mop on his head
Guy 2: ye that’s Ethan cashin I heard he crashed his Ford Focus

by Aiden Wormald May 23, 2020

ethan

ethan is a smart guy do not let him go he will be there for you. if you meet an ethan you are extremely lucky he is kind to all of his friends. he also likes to go under the bed sheets with his gf which is extremely lucky

ethan is nice

by sexy women 67 June 1, 2020

Ethan

Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.

Ughh I just met an Ethan

by very annoyed sasha June 2, 2020