Dolphins

Dolphins may look cute, but their wild counterparts commit many heinous war crimes

Johnny's car keys were stolen by dolphins last week

by The flipflops November 26, 2023

Dolphinating

The act a professional swimmer dies while under the water, after the initial dive.

Kathleen Baker was dolphinating when she dove into the water.

by B055REDNECK August 7, 2016

Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023

Dolphin Jumping

When the wind is blowing up on your dick and it looks like a dolphin

"Dude it was 105 degrees out and I was Dolphin Jumping so hard"

by ShayneT March 16, 2015

Dolphin Squad

When ur hanging with out with your gal pals and you're all so ugly that you slightly resemble a pod of dolphins

Karen- " wow they sure hang out a lot !"
Gabby- " a TRUEE. Dolphin squad ! "

by A11is0nadair July 18, 2016

Dolphin Trap

A debate tactic where one party presents a misleading image or video (such as a dolphin fetus) and the other party accepts it for what they are lead to believe (such as a human fetus).

Charlie Kirk fell for a dolphin trap when he declared an animal fetus "without a doubt" a human being.

by A_bored_debator March 25, 2025

depressed dolphin

a sad third wheeler, after being ditched by flaky fuck

your a depressed dolphin man.

by depressed dolphin 101 March 10, 2017