doeyg

When you poo all over the toilet and bathroom and it’s all dripping and wet

The doeyg in the bathroom

by ☆★mia★☆ October 11, 2020

only if bro does

an expression commonly used to express that one will only do something if the Bro does.

"yo, are you gonna go to that dance with those skanks?"
"only if bro does."

by mr. malaka January 28, 2009

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Guy-Whos-Hair-Does-This

a person whos hair flips to the side (must motion the direction of hair with fingers when said)

"hey, guy-whos-hair-does-this, can i borrow some hairgel?"

by SCHOOLBOY1 January 17, 2010

DOEQ

Depending On Experience and Qualifications

This abbreviation is used in job listings to explain that if you're determined to be more qualified for the job, you will be payed more.

Pay is $7.25 - $10.00 per hour DOEQ

by Chosen Sloth May 9, 2011

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003