Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation

“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”

by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019

Swine Dive

Like a swan dive but with an added backflip, called this because pigs are the farthest animal from swans and there is a high probability for a belly flop

Bro that guy just flopped hard,
yea bro he tried to do a swine dive

by dive boy May 13, 2021

Jew Diving

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses

Hey look at that man! He's Jew diving.

by blackjew1423 March 17, 2020

septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)

Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!

by Jimbob Curtis The Thirdteenth April 12, 2022

camera dive

a camera dive is a very used technique in a lot of ironic tiktoks .
its basically when someone cringy (on tiktok) get's dueted and the so called "camera dive" is used.

the camera dive itself is when the dueter just jumps into the camera for no apparent reason as a joke.

ohhh.... crap i just broke my iphone screen by doing a camera dive into it lol.

by discount_coke February 6, 2019

Diving the red sea

Diving the red sea is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. That is all!

My god, been left jam-faced after diving the red sea with my girlfriend last night.

by mandudno2 August 17, 2011

Dive Bombing

Jumping from a 40ft ladder while naked, as to slam into the lubed up vagina of a woman at the bottom of the ladder, all while screeching like a German Junkers Ju 87's ram-air siren!

I was Dive Bombing my girlfriend yesterday. Sadly we had to stop, as we woke up her parents

by TheTipsySailor March 13, 2024