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obsessive compulsive disorder

Disoder in which the sufferer has a 'need' to have everything perfected to the 't'. They are usually very anal and will induce bodily harm should you ruin their arrangements.
Ah, all my vinyls are arranged from A to Z...WHO THE FUCK PUT PINK FLOYD IN THE Z's?!!!"
by Sai Wolf June 4, 2005
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Gitt Disorder

Gitt Disorder is a society disorder characterised by intrusive behaviour that produces venal egomania, apprehension and a sense of regret. Symptoms may include repetitive use of words such as 'Beautiful', 'Brilliant', 'Exactly' or 'Nice' whilst displaying overly energetic mannerisms such as erratic use of hand movements during a conversation (commonly referred to as 'The Gitt Reflex.')
1. 'Curb Your Enthusiasm... Brilliant, just brilliant.' This person displays Gitt Disorder for Curb Your Enthusiasm.

2. Sufferers of Gitt Disorder will usually broadcast their views over the internet.

3. Bono.
by GittDisorder November 1, 2010
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Bipolar disorder hoarder

A person with bipolar disorder who does not take their medication and goes postal on anyone for anything. Although delutional they are know it alls. They also quote the bible constantly ,also suffering from being a bible thumper, telling everyone they are going to hell even though they were a prostitute,crackhead and a bad mother to the extent that all of their children were taken away and adopted into proper homes. They are often born again Christians.
Dang she's a bipolar disorder hoarder,she needs to take her meds
by Fake it till ya make it June 2, 2015
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Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.
If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder
by teeceeTO July 11, 2010
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Pussy ass bitch dissorder

Someone who talks shit and Touched your girlfriend then you beat him up and make them your bitch and show that there a pussy the girlfriend gets broke up with because she lets him and the girl says the pussy ass bitch is her best friend
The pussy ass bitch is afraid of the boyfriend and the now ex girlfriend is ok with him toching her sexually and the pussy ass bitch is protected by the ex girlfriend because he has pussy ass bitch dissorder the ex if you can't tell is a hoe and the guy protected by her is a pussy ass bitch
by The guy that needs to prove a November 11, 2016
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Burster MFG Disorder

A disorder manifested in a person who believes they are always right, and casually plagiarizes and sucks other commentators off.
I heard Derek had a bit of Burster MFG Disorder, if you get what I'm saying.
by AssBurgerRap April 21, 2019
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Vincent’s Disorder

An uncommon mental health disorder. Symptoms include:

Spelling problems, total retardation, being a dick, and not being funny at all.
Doctor: I’m sorry but your son has Vincent’s Disorder.

Mom: I think it’ll benefit everyone if we put him down.
by James Patrick Benson November 25, 2019
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