dechinglish

The act of editing a document poorly written in English by a native Chinese speaker into smoother wording.

The paperwork I received from China was so awkward I was forced to dechinglish it for 2 hours before it was readable.

by Bigduckz June 18, 2008

Decculent

(dek-yə-lənt)
–adjective
1. Richly self-gratifying. Describes something desirable or enjoyable, possessing qualities of unrestrained self-indulgence and excessive pleasure.

decculence

This festival of hedonism and debauchery shall be most decculent.

Decculent! (exclamatory usage)

by thefordness January 23, 2009

Decepticops

Bitchass police, usually from small towns, that have nothing better to do but harass young males.

I had a run in with the decepticops the other day. They saw me driving a Lincoln Continental, so they figured I was dealing drugs and preparing for a drive by. I tried to explain that I was merely taking my grandmother home from the grocery store before I was scheduled to volunteer with the Special Olympics. The decepticop pulled his gun and called for backup.

by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

Decapachav

A Burberry cap which when placed on a chavs head will send out blades from the inside, thus, if done correctly removing a significant part of the head and therefore ridding us of the vermin that we call "The Chavs".

Chav 1: Aiiiighhhtttt mateee check out this new Decapachav dat I stole

Chav 2: Sick bluuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddddddd!!!

Chav 1: Lemee just try it on-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by InsomniacDino January 22, 2010

december mindfuck

when it's close to the new year and you keep forgetting that people refer to 'next year' as a month later

Bob: "Soo yeah I guess I'll see you next year, Ted!"
Ted: "Uh whoa, buddy. Going somewhere?..."
Bob: "Naw man, I mean in a month!"
Ted: "Aw man, I just got December mindfucked!"

by mindfucked1000 December 23, 2010

Decoolify

Verb. To make lame, completely sucking all cool out of a situation.

Dude, inviting your mom to the party will totally decoolify the situation.

Man, you totally decoolify my wittiness when you don't get jokes. You need to learn to appreciate sarcasm.

by S.BOB September 30, 2010

Decloak

When the skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled down to the base of the penis in a swift motion

bro she decloaked me in that handjob

by RiceCrackerMan April 2, 2013