After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home
Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.
by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016
Get the Swan Divemug. An act of soccer shithousery, which consists in simulating a foul against the "diver". Especially effective in the opponent's penalty box.
"Portugal defender Pepe has put in a contender for most blatant dive of the World Cup, with his Oscar-worthy flop against Morocco last night earning the immediate ire of the internet." (The West Australian, 'All That's Wrong With Football', June 21, 2018)
by sazanlip June 10, 2022
Get the divemug. Tiffany and I wanted to try screwba diving for da first time, but da water was so cold dat I couldn't "get it up" once we got below da surface. Guess we'll hafta wait for warmer weather to give it another shot.
by QuacksO January 26, 2022
Get the screwba divingmug. When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011
Get the Southern Scuba Divemug. Non-gender Seagulling "in the mud"
by Jeff's House August 4, 2019
Get the Muck Divingmug. The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.
by Sendu20 July 31, 2016
Get the salmon divemug. Looking for hook-ups or relationships, particularly with women, who use online dating sites or personals ads. (The logic being that almost any girl can get laid without having to advertise for it... and the ads are society's dumpster for those who can't.)
You can tell he met that skeezy chick on an online hook-up site. Yikes! But, hey, you can't expect to find quality when you go dumpster diving.
by Mels Belles December 20, 2010
Get the Dumpster Divingmug.