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houston dirty

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.
Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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by swerve002 December 12, 2013
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Dirty Svorak

The act of whining and complaining on any mobile games world chat while simultaneously receiving oral sex from your mother's decomposing severed head and having a stranger lick the sweat from your under moob.
Oh there he goes again, popping off in world chat. He's such a dirty Svorak
by TrollBandit June 5, 2021
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Dirty Fitzsimmons

When your eating a gay guys ass and he shits in your mouth then you enjoy it while having a jerk circle with your dog.
Yo, Michael just pulled a Dirty Fitzsimmons!
by Tom McGowan April 16, 2020
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Dirty Ikhira

The act of taking random objects and shoving them in your anus for pleasure.
Where are carrots ? I think someone did a dirty ikhira
by Dirty ikky November 12, 2020
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dirty dunce

After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.
Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.
by Droops June 10, 2008
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Dirty Hyacinth

The hottest fucking woman on the planet. Short, curvy and the face like it was chiseled by Angels. She can be a bitch at times but not if you keep her happy by throwing cholovate and expensive shoes in her direction. Fuck her tenderly no matter what she says. She’s fragile. Don’t water her though. She’ll straight up murder you.
Give her a dirty hyacinth its mad sexy.
by AssLikker March 28, 2019
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Dirty Bandit

Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.

Noun - someone who performs the act above.
by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016
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