Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

17_cabbage

17_cabbage is a twitter user who treads a fine line between being absolutely goated and being a total loser

Twitter user 1: “Hey, who’s this 17_cabbage guy?”
Twitter user 2: “You haven’t heard of ”

by clown fucker February 12, 2021

Dirty cabbage

When your bung legged mistress steals your car because she needs too slowly walk into coles and purchase fem fresh too get rid of rotting cabbage pussy odour

Then sets your car on fire

Dude did you see that bitch limp off after torching that car and drop her dirty cabbage

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Dirty cabbage

Performing gay sexual favours at the beach

Watch out that’s the guy that does the dirty cabbage down at the foreshore

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Dirty cabbage

Watching your bitch limp into coles

That dirty cabbage

Can’t believe he just sat there while she just limped into coles

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

dusty cabbage

Sloppy seconds

Oi you dusty cabbage

by Dank Kong October 7, 2021