crumbleton

when you have too much apple crumble, that you just start going ballistic and just hitting everything and everyone

Reymonde - fucking hell why is Desmonde just hitting people in the back of the head
Jimmonde - because hes absolutely crumbleton
Reymonde - Apple?
Jimmoned - correct
Reymonde - thats fair to be honest, little old June doesnt deserve a battering though.

by trimmiganlover November 15, 2019

crumb

i want a crumb = i want to have sex

Lemme get a crumb

by hotcheetogirl10 November 28, 2019

crumbed fish

This is were you swim naked, come onto the beach and essentially ’crumb’ yourself in soft sand appearing like a crumbled piece of fish

oi bro wanna be a crumbed fish

odds on being a crumbed fish

by jushereforlols December 8, 2019

Crumpet Baster

The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.

We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.

by Ball splat November 8, 2019

Crumb Juice

Sexual Cocktail made using a range of household ingredients including Cranberry Juice, Kool Aid powder, Cold water, ice, the mans poo, the woman’s poo, the mans puke, the woman’s puke, the mans cum, the woman’s squirt all mixed up into a purple liquid which is then poured over the body of the lovers or drank

Me and my girl made a Crumb Juice the other night then I splashed it on her cleavage

by BBtothemax February 1, 2020

Crumped

The act of being hit so hard space distorts

Jock 1: Did you hear about Jock 3?
Jock 2: What happened?
Jock 1: Dude got crumped

by The ‘High’ Cleric February 27, 2020

Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020