capslockectomy

A surgical procedure performed on the computer keyboard of someone who overuses the CAPSLOCK key.

Loud guy: "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH"

Reasonable person: "You need a capslockectomy."

by ; June 14, 2008

-Caps

When you're on IM and accidentally type something with caps lock on, and you go back and say "-Caps" to show that what you said wasn't meant to be all caps.

Said aloud as "Minus caps".

Person 1: HEY HOW'S IT GOING

Person 2: Uhh..

Person 1: -Caps. Sorry. xD

by Hmmm, well August 25, 2008

Chaps Before Baps

See Bros Before Hoes

The unwritten law that the Chaps (friends) should always come before Baps (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your Chaps when they feel you are becoming whipped or are blowing you off for the Baps

'get here at 8 we're hittin the town hard tonight'

'..no can do spending time with gf'

'wtf chaps before baps, bros before hoes, we'll see you then.'

'fair play, see you then'

by thisismypseudonymbenice December 1, 2009

Chapstick

A lip balm as well. Used to make your lips taste nice when kissing. Also for un-Chapping your lips.

I can still taste you Chapstick on my lips, babe ;)

by Poppy_Altie March 2, 2018

capsaicin intolerant

pussy

"im capsaicin intolerant"
"so you're a pussy?"

by Yeeeta January 19, 2021

cheesy crabs

when someone gets std crabs (crabs), and the skin of the area effected by them is blemished with pus (cheesy).

you better watch out, <insert name here> has cheesy crabs.

by gertrude.louise November 10, 2008

fire crabs

crabs u get from gingers or redheads (firecrotch)

Hey whats the problem with doing blond cheerleader? Crabs. Ginger cheerleaders? Fire crabs. Ya i heard they hurt like hell.

by Fagdouche McSpaztron February 25, 2010