Don't Cross the Streams

ITS A GHOSTBUSTERS REFERENCE

"Don't cross the streams, lol!"
"isn't that about peeing at urinals?"
"no wtf"

by ReedABook September 3, 2020

Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.

Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)

by EvilHamster August 1, 2012

Cross-eyed Bear

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.

It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know".

by YackoWarner July 2, 2004

Dot the eyes and cross the T's

When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.

Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?

A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.

by Jsquared2000 December 24, 2010

Double Cross

To break up with someone, date someone else, act like your going to get back with the first person, and then screwing that person over and sticking with the second person.

Nathan was making-out with Ashley, telling him how much she liked him again, and then double crossed him with her boyfriend Tyler

by Youbehappys November 2, 2010

cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups

The worst insult you can give to a girl that has given you the worst head ever.

You give head so bad youre like a cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups!

by Daniel March 23, 2005

crossfade

a kick ass group, but their cd has only 10 tracks.

other good songs besides cold and starless are colors, so far away and no giving up.

by Adrian December 16, 2004