crack cookies 

When crack cocaine is cooked up, it is initially formed into the shape of a large cookie. From there, it is then broken down into individual pieces, or "crack rocks", to be sold to crack users. It has nothing to do with actual cookies."Cookie" is only in reference to its shape and appearance .

Yo, I'm gonna go pick up a couple of crack cookies from my dude real quick and then come back here to the traphouse to break 'em down.

**sidenote: no one actually says "crack cookie". one would typically only say "cookie" and leave the word "crack" out completely

crack cookies by LaPozolera December 16, 2015

cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.

cooked by tvdropper December 2, 2016

cooking dick

1. To move at an insanely fast speed.
2. To fuck fast (theoretically, fast enough to cook said dick via friction).

"They were cookin' dick down that hill" - GiantBoyDetective
"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah

cooking dick by The Night Guardian April 8, 2015

cookie monster 

What comes after the letter "R". Also known as a funny Vine from Sesame Street.

Kermit the Frog and little girl: (singing) Q, R,

Little Girl: (giggling) Cookie Monster

Kermit: ...

cookie monster by Joey Calvan December 3, 2017

Crayola Cookie

A Crayola Cookie is the favourite choice of snack for Antivaxxer Common Law Severing Citizens who tries to close down vaccination centres with bogus legal paper work and crime number 6029679 for a case that is not being investigated by the Met Police & was confirmed case closed on 12/01/2022

I see you are an AntiVaxxer Common Law Sovereign Citizen, would you like a Crayola Cookie to got with your meal?

Crayola Cookie by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022

wanna cookie 

a nicer way to say "GOOD FOR YOU" when someone is tryna brag about something.

Friend: "i just bought 3 northfaces & i still have 300$$ left over"
Friend2: "WANNA COOKIE"

wanna cookie by Mariel Quijano January 11, 2008

cum cookie

When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.

When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.

cum cookie by Matt Cheese August 31, 2006