Coffee bomb

The giant shit you take after your first or second cup of coffee in the morning.

Employee: Hey, Boss, I gotta go drop a coffee bomb; that last cup of java is beginning to cause a storm in my stomach.

by elstrongo March 6, 2017

Coffee

Hmmmm

Coffee ?

Tried that last week ..

On the off chance ..

Kinda like daring fate but on my terms ..

But that can only be in one’s head surely? ;)

This week less options on days ..

A time, a place ?

Lol fine … Thursday morning, maybe 10ish I might grab coffee .. and sit in … briefly …

My only haunt …

You should know it

Oh .. who knows .. maybe I happened to bump into you, I’d offer to buy you one .. or whatever your fancy …

Haha strangely went past the pub and thought hmmm maybe we’d even grab a drink there one day ..

This optimism will not last… :D

Must of been a good day ..

Coffee ..

You wanted to know my likes and dislikes .. what makes me angry…

I think if really you and you pay attention you know all this already ..

For you the best bits will be what you don’t know .. surely ..

The kind of things ..

Like as you get to know someone ..

by LetsTalkAboutX May 1, 2023

the coffee shop at union square

the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.

you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?

by nikki gregs October 9, 2008

Black coffee

A form of coffee made from coffee beans without sweetener but with a dash of sophistication

Bob: Wow, you drink black coffee?
Jacob: Yes, this black coffee makes me feel rather sophisticated.

by SheSaidShoot June 16, 2016

sip someone's coffee

Stick a straw in a butthole and suck the diarrhea out

Dude I just sip someone's coffee and it was quite delicious.

by Bill Pat November 11, 2013

coffee shaker

means that a person is basically a fucking wanker!

"Ya knw what mate u are a Fucking Coffee Shaker!"

by hutch and caff October 5, 2005

coffeetarian

Etymology: coffee + -arian
Function: noun
1 - A firm believer in the power of coffee.

Call me a coffeetarian, but decaf is just another word for dirty water.

by Mireru December 28, 2007