Absurd and often flabbergasting behavior and/or excuses. Often used to get out of having to work. Mainly used by those named Collin.
Boss: Why aren’t you at work today
Collin: I’ve come down with some sort of food borne illness. Which is odd cause my chicken dinner was overcooked if anything.
Boss: So you’re not coming in
Collin: not today, also tomorrow I won’t be in my cat had a massage appointment so I’ll be taking a full day of PTO
Boss: This is pure Collinry
Collin: I’ve come down with some sort of food borne illness. Which is odd cause my chicken dinner was overcooked if anything.
Boss: So you’re not coming in
Collin: not today, also tomorrow I won’t be in my cat had a massage appointment so I’ll be taking a full day of PTO
Boss: This is pure Collinry
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