Cock Jerkey Elbow

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.

My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.

by tbagmartin May 6, 2010

Satan's cock

many loads of cum, frozen in a condom. Frozen cum in the shape of a penis.

Lisa took the satan's cock out of the freezer and sucked on it a while.

by iswallow34 October 7, 2008

Stinky Cock Syndrome

After a long day doing whatever makes cocks stinky, one reaches a point where his friends can smell his cock whilst sitting next to him.
It is the gaseous form of Dick Cheese

George - "What's that smell Jero? It smells like Dick Cheese"
Jero - "No its not, I suffer from Stinky Cock Syndrome"

by Dillo12232 November 19, 2010

sucks cock

a misnomer used to describe someone or something that is very bad, when in actuality having one's cock sucked is a nearly universally positive experience for the receiver.

Sam: One Direction sucks cock.
Joe: What are you talking about? I've had my cock sucked hundreds of times, and it's always been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic.

by D.S. Credito April 6, 2015

Shit Faced Cock Juggler

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008

cock block blocker blocker

A man or woman who blocks the cockblocker blocker, who there by unblocks the cockblocker, allowing him or her to block some cock.

Trish is a cock block blocker blocker below

trish grabed fred, the cockblocker block, in a heavy kiss, giving linsy all the time she needed to block sams cock from the drunk pary girl
Trish is a cock block blocker blocker
Hi sam :) Andrew biando

by moony99 January 11, 2008

cock push ups

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"

by The General June 3, 2004