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choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.
The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.
by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022
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choke

when you drop an anticipated activity you were suppose to do, usually because you were too stressed/anxious/scared/lazy.

expression from Quebec that is also used when speaking french.
did you go on the date with x finally?
no, I choked!

you better come to the party with me tonight! don't choke!

I wanted to have this haircut, but I choked.

I'm always choking when it comes to tattoos.
by clubmate July 5, 2016
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choke

When you’re in a really good Fortnite fight and your about to get a #1 Victory Royale, but you instead die and get #2.
Bob: I choked my round?
Jeff: Lol.
by bob383828 January 17, 2024
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Yankee choke

A "yankee choke" is a wet warm tight vagina.
"How that chika you said you was into?"
"Francisca? Damn, shortie got that yankee choke pussy. I swear my soul left my body when she grip me with the choke."
by suxtizzy February 16, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Stick 'n Choke

a fucked up karate move. you can also use the word to make yourself laugh.
bro 1: "yo, stick 'n choke"
bro 2: "hahahhah bor, im deaddd"
by MalleBalle March 13, 2018
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Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose
“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021
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