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Sandy Spread Cheeks

The best ark in the notorious Spongebob anime.
I can’t wait to see the the Sandy Spread Cheeks ark!
by Cousin Blackjack August 1, 2020
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Shit my Cheeks

The act of unintentional defacation, but only so little material as to not touch your pants or underwear and to just coat one's intergluteal cleft.
"Hot damn, I ate some taco bell last night and just shit my cheeks, I better go wipe!"
by Jakobe Bryant But better July 13, 2021
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Checker-Fucker

The name of the sandwich that is a combination of a Checker's Big Buford, and a Checker's Chicken Sandwich, by means of splitting the top and the bottom of the Big Buford double burger horizontally between the hamburger patties and placing the entire Checker's Chicken Sandwich into one giant fucking sandwich.
I was so hungry yesterday that I went to the drive-thru at checkers and ordered a Checker-Fucker, After I ate it, I was so full that I felt fucked up.
by Spic&Hick May 16, 2010
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check my taint

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?
"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"
by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012
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Check the blind spot

When you fart but are unsure if it was a shart. So you go to the bathroom to wipe to make sure
After i farted i went to the bathroom to check the blind spot.
by deencee08 October 10, 2016
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Chainy Check

To check that the person you are about to bag isnt within hearing distance before you say it.
Guy - Mark's a real fucktard.
Bevo - Dude....chainy check...he's right behind you!
by Bevo12 June 10, 2009
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Mustard Check

When you have to return to the bathroom later (around 20 minutes later) to wipe your ass again to make sure you got it all. Also, when you go to the bathroom to wipe after a fart with some follow through (i.e. shart).
-Dude, my asshole is still itching after taking that shit.
-Hey man, you better go for a mustard check to make sure you got it all.
by Brickpants December 28, 2011
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