checkmate

when the minimal amount of urinals are used in a boys bathroom, but you cannot use one without breaking guy code

5 urinals, people at urinals 2 and 4, so you cannot use a urinal without being next to someone.

Bro i got checkmated today in the bathroom, had to just sit there for 10 minutes so i wouldn't break guy code

by flightlesswhitebird February 6, 2012

meat check

When one person holds a clenched fist and throws it towards another man's balls. This hurts like hell so do it to your friends but don't let them do it to you.

The other day I meat checked Jeffrey so hard that he fell over in the street and got run over by a car.

by ben and dean June 11, 2006

pee pee poo poo check

pee pee poo poo check, is not only, Emma Chamberlains favorite thing to say, it is also, a very fun joke, because who wouldn't laugh at pee pee poo poo, TOILET JOKES 🤩

*complete silence* AYE YO PEE PEE POO POO CHECK
* the whole room starts laughing*

by shashasoop September 13, 2020

check-o-slovakia

Poker slang. Bad player's modification of the word "check." Made popular among poor players by the movie "Rounders."

"Check"
"Check"
"CHECK-OOOOO-slovakia"

by KidNapster February 20, 2005

check u later

its when u r sayn bye to a friend or person,

tanita aka necta"check u later bj,"
bj"yeah yeah check u later

by dexta September 4, 2006

Check the Wiki

A response to a question telling the asker to check Wikipedia for the answer.

William: "How are babies made?"

Alan: "idk dude, check the wiki."

by kcar February 23, 2009

Natural Reality Check

A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.

You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone

The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.

Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook

Luke: Oh yeah?

Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.

Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?

Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.

Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.

Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb

by nickymo56 December 30, 2011