EQ Cells

The pinaccle of homo sapiens' emotions. It is the definitive term of sentimental sensations to mortals. Each human being is born with a amount of EQ Cells, and they not only can be gained from breathing from both rural and urban areas, but they also grow amass over time as humans become more emotional. Crying is a method to procure more cells. If you have never cried before, you shouldn't be seeing this.

Just like its sibling IQ cells, when a human has transcended humanity, it gains an enormous amount of EQ cells immediately. Unable to contain any more cells, the human dies off and disperses all of it's EQ cells to the surroundings.

~ProfessorKyleOfTheIQCells,Part2

"My goodness, why are you crying at a drain?"
"sniff.. This is how I grow my EQ cells."

by Dahello123 November 19, 2018

celly

How a prison inmate refers to the co-habitat of his prison cell or cell-mate.

My celly and I have been sharing a prison cell for three years.

by thegreatscott April 8, 2009

Cellublivious

To be oblivious to the fact that the object being oggled or checked out is "fat as hell". A "chubby chaser". Or to think that fat chicks are good looking.

Bob is cellublivious- thought Dale as Bob pointed to a beached whale and said "That fat chick is hot!"

by luigio March 18, 2007

celllicker

adj,
one who is constantly glued to his/her cell phone;
one who talks loudly on cell phone in public places like movie halls;
one who can't help showing off his/her latest cell phone model;
one for whom,the pricier and slicker the cell phone,higher the social status.

Mamta is such a celllicker-she kept on chatting on her phone even during a special family dinner.Her cell was licked but sadly,not the food.

by Smartgal September 23, 2005

cellphaggot

a person who always thinks that the people that call them on their cell are more important than anything that they are doing/where they are, also these people wont answer you when you ask who is on the phone, will frequently make you wait around when you have to be somewhere because they "dont have enough bars" and have to charge their piece of shit phone. this person also makes sure you hear every word of their conversation and shows off to the person on the other end of the meaningless conversation.

jay: whos calling?
dooshbag macphearson:(one finger held up) "Ah what up playa!"
jay: cellphaggot

by Jamsalot February 1, 2007

cellphonia demensia

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot

Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.

by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007

cellrectile dysfunction

When one becomes a social outcast, or severely socially crippled. Their cellphone is unavailable, and they suffer from missed txts, calls, or IMs.

"Man, since I dropped my cellphone in the toilet the other day, I've been suffering from serious cellrectile dysfunction.I don't know WHAT'S going on"

by sarniakid October 8, 2008