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pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.
Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.
by Pastrami Salami May 12, 2011
mugGet the pastarmi cavemug.

in the cave

In the cave refers to being "in hiding" when training in MMA.
person 1:Where have you been?

person 2:I have been "in the cave" training for about 3 months.
mugGet the in the cavemug.

Blue Cave

Alternate-reality purportedly experienced by some test subjects exposed to an alleged combination of Ketamine, Tobacco, MDMA, and Oxytocin experimented with by the CIA. Experiencers reported a range of similar perceptions such as: Cave was made of substance which pulsed between sapphire and turquoise in transparency and sometimes was reported to expand in size and beauty in response to the subjects’ confusion. Term also generically used to refer to high quality cannabis trips which are followed by prolonged episodes of sleep.
I don’t know where Raúl got that $4!@ the other night, but I got stuck in the blue cave and slept through my Earth Sciences midterm.
by Hemlox12 January 10, 2021
mugGet the Blue Cavemug.

le cave

1) A warm place in the winter and a cool place in the summer. A pleasant place to visit every now and then if not for the odd smell

2) French for butthole.
Lance hung out at le cave last night. Now he needs a shower.
by nulerasi1 December 5, 2010
mugGet the le cavemug.

cave dog

A dog that has lived a sheltered life and possesses homosexual tendencies. Due to their lack of social experiences these dogs usually find a "mate" on gay social applications and if not they choose to die alone.
I though Shane was just a bit quiet but in fact he was a cave dog.
by D0bb0 August 22, 2019
mugGet the cave dogmug.

cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across
That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.
by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019
mugGet the cave bakermug.

Yeti Cave

An act where a homosexual man cuts his asshole with a razorblade, while his partner powders his cock with cocaine. The results offer an insane high to the bottom, as well as the top.
Yo John, remember that yeti cave from last night?
by HelpfulWhiteKid May 18, 2023
mugGet the Yeti Cavemug.

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