A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
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Born from phone autocorrection failure by user free_Is6670, in twitch streamer Dee_dandy's chat, early 2021.
Used in amusing context instead of auto-correct when typo's are made.
Used in amusing context instead of auto-correct when typo's are made.
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Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
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