A person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick sometimes. It takes a while to break their outer shell to see their nice side
by Aryec October 29, 2020
Get the carrot lordmug. carrot? uhhh.. i think its uhh... i think its uhhhh... i think its a carrot. uhh.. i dont know about carrots. i dont know about that.
by rat.bstrd August 12, 2020
Get the Carrotmug. A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.
Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.
by GCanonymous June 10, 2014
Get the gravel carrotmug. An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
by EliTried December 21, 2021
Get the Absolute Carrotmug. by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017
Get the id carrot thatmug. Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?
No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025
Get the Einstein’s carrotmug. Refers to a skinny, flat chested woman. It is not a nice word, but can be used in a nice manner. Not to be confused with the vegetable.
by _anonymouspotato_ February 24, 2017
Get the Carrotmug.