Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. He’s perfect.
by Mystery1813 June 10, 2019
Damn, Captain Extra, you'd think Roy Rogers had a personal grudge against you! It's just a missing ketchup packet!
by Sambonater21 September 04, 2015
The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.
1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.
2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.
2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"
by clayhands May 26, 2021
by spideygirl1989 January 11, 2023
When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.
Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?
Bro2: Cap'n Crunch
Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
Bro2: Cap'n Crunch
Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
by flannelhats January 08, 2011
by therapistgod June 02, 2021
Person 1: "Hey who is Captain Puffy?"
Person 2: "OH, she's the one who made josh have 1300 subscribers and part of the morning among us lobby, basically the pereson who made him fairly famous."
Person 2: "OH, she's the one who made josh have 1300 subscribers and part of the morning among us lobby, basically the pereson who made him fairly famous."
by cucucucuucmber March 16, 2023