Definitions by Edgemaster420691488

the captain effect

When all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and retarded, the creature would be known as "captain autism". When "it" finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the Captain Effect. Where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns

John became depressed as he realized he was under the spell of the captain effect.

the captain effect by Edgemaster420691488 December 5, 2017