Captain Rowan Aka deck hand and ship bitch. Leadership style similar to that of Roberto Bosio with a tendency to act like alpha male yet abandons ship when crew need him most.
To do as Captain Rowan does, disregard all others and think of yourself as a highly respected citizen and human-being. Self-confidence is everything.
by CaptainCreative September 18, 2013
Get the Captain Rowanmug. A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
by Credible Threat May 7, 2021
Get the Captain Mogadonmug. 1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
Get the captain calculatemug. A somewhat interesting superhero who probably owes his name to a much more interesting Canadian Folk-Band captain tractor. He is the quissential Canadian-Teenage-Stoner, with the exception of having super powers. Of course due to the low crime rate of the Great White North, he hardly ever does anything worth mentioning. Although he did stop a "whacky" nazi invaison of his own highschool once. Currently he is the leaser of "super" team comprised of a equally defunct individuals including: shrewd, an idiot, a perverted homocidal maniac, a stalker, and a bit fat guy.
Captain Tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by Five-Men and a Lemon productions.
Captain Tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by Five-Men and a Lemon productions.
"Captain Tractor took out the Robotic-Death-Hats his shark gun...which in fact did shoot out a living breathing Tiger Shark."
by The Denominator December 12, 2008
Get the Captain Tractormug. by rev2285 March 8, 2019
Get the Pussy Captainmug. In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.
It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.
It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.
by Lochwood May 12, 2014
Get the Beer Captainmug. The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.
by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021
Get the Captain Bitchmug.