Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

internett cancer

internett cancer is when you for an example watch something so bad u feel u get cancer

damn i saw a video of mattybraps he sings so bad it gave me internett cancer

by PsychoZ February 8, 2017

Creamy cancer

When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.

Ah yeah, he had some creamy cancer with my cousin

by Bigdicczaver December 20, 2017

double cancer

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.

"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."

by hgygyg November 14, 2018

love cancer

Love cancer is a type of love that is uncontrollable and from the second that you meet them you instantly fall in love. No matter what he’s done to you,you still love him.

No one:I don’t understand why you still like him
You:He gives me love cancer

by 👅Yazz👅 January 2, 2019

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

ARMY CANCELLED DAY

ARMY Cancelled Day is the 14 of October. We celebrate our freedom from the pressed army world. They ridiculed and mocked us for years, calling us toxic and trash, and finally it was enough. Freedom here we come !

President: Everyone except ARMYs
National Anthem: Me - CLC
Motto: eat ass and continue thriving

Mission: Break records, have fun, make history, show armys how pathetic they are on a daily basis
Vision: make fun of these delusional armys!

Unlike ARMY Independence Day, that is just embarrassing and pathetic, ARMY Cancelled Day is the only holiday that matters and ARMYs can stay pressed. Alexa play DOUBLE KNOT by Stray Kids

Kpoppies: h-

ARMYs: bTs pAvEd ThE wAy nOw gO DiE iN a DiTch LoSerS

Kpoppies: and thats why we need ARMY Cancelled Day

by CHRlSlTY October 14, 2019