carpet muncher

The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.

John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.

by Despicable M3 July 27, 2010

Carpeter

A tradesperson (man or woman) who, to the exclusion of all other sexual activitiies, only eats puss

Mary desperately wanted cock, so was bitterly disappointed to find Johnny was a qualified carpeter.
or

Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.

by Haids December 9, 2012

Carpet Shark

A slutty lesbian

Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!

by TrashyCure October 4, 2016

Carpet Surfing

carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows

joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"

eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"

by Ryan Cash March 18, 2008

Magic Carpet

When you are getting a BJ by the top of a staircase and you push the girl backwards down the stairs.

me....."your mom is in the hospital."
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"

by pimpahoenandafo February 7, 2009

Carpet Crasher

A male, or female, player that gets a lot of vagina.

"I wish I was a Carpet Crasher."

by Mr. Chipps January 8, 2008

Carpet Hungry

1. Expressing a sudden desire to perform the cunnilingial arts, akin to the munchies.

see also Hungry like the wolf.

God dammit, I'm carpet hungry. Why didn't I get my last licks in when I got the chance?

by Monty Park January 14, 2009