Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Curtain Rock

The rock above and below a volcanic sills

The curtain rocks were made of quartz, while the sill was made of obsidian

by Walla Rocka March 12, 2019

Curtain fun

Having sex behind a curtain while fully nude in broad daylight

1) Thomas: oh my god i just heard about curtain fun newt!!

Newt: oh cool lets go and try it!!

by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019

Curtain Pudding

Female version of smegma .

Everything was fine until I went downtown and got a face full of curtain pudding!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.

That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..

by mookie1868 October 15, 2023

tap the curtain

Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.

Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007