cooter monkey 

One who is completely obsessed with snatch, pussy, cunt, getting a piece of fish.

Superman was such a cooter monkey. Everynight, he tried to rape Wonder Woman.

cooter monkey by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

cooter bite 

frost bite of the vagina

Amanda played in the snow naked and got cooter bite!

cooter bite by Steve Cruz November 12, 2006

Cooterific 

it means getting some hot wet finger lickin pussy my friends. it comes from the latin work, coo-ter-if-ik and that mean door of happyness, well i dont like pigs or indians so ill cut the chase, i <3 andy's moms cooter!! pwned nigger!

andy's moms ass was so nice, i popped the cherry hidden in her cooter DAAAMN(i kno u blacks like that word)

Cooterific by chris March 8, 2005

cooter comb

the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.

"shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy!"

cooter comb by matilder December 12, 2008

cooter 

the pink cookie, the looooooove pot, which is stormed by the multicolerded swat team, who glows in the dark

that's one leperous cooter

cooter by Martay February 14, 2003

cooter juice 

The juice of Cooter. Anal or penile excrement from an undernourished carnival boss.

"Shit, this beer tastes like Cooter Juice!!"

cooter juice by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

cooter 

A female that just annoys you without doing anything, just it's presence/ sound of it's voice/ a smile/just anything about her annoys the shit of you.

That girl is def the cooter of the team, can't fucking stand her!

cooter by whitechocolatefatfreepudding March 31, 2009