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Comment closer

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011
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commen

A commen is:

a) a cereal company in competition with criterion
b) a chicken
c) an insignificant comment which doesn't make sense but is funny to the writer and an individual reader nonetheless
d) a computer omen
Girl: My computer just crashed!
An It: It's a commen.
by Mimi George September 6, 2006
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Commercial Music

A typically indie or alternative-rock song that has a good beat and/or catchy lyrics, making it likely to be used in a television commercial.
Person A: Listen to this new Phoenix song!
Person B: It's good... but it sounds familiar. I think I've heard it before.
Person A: Yeah, it's commercial music
by AdmitIthipsters May 28, 2010
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comment whore

A person who comments many times on one persons blog, myspace..etc.
Damnit Becky, you're like such a comment whore. You commented me like 12 times in like 1 minute.
by Jeb A. Diah December 12, 2006
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Witty Comments

A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.
"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."

"Witty Comments are so sexy!"

"Oh that is so witty"
by CheezyPumpkinPie March 17, 2009
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commiefascist

What Joseph Stalin was.
Stalin was such a fucking commiefascist
by autistic nerd 1991 September 19, 2016
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commence intense mamboage

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.
"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."
by Bob Dole June 14, 2006
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