Health Class

A semester long guilt trip in which the teacher states one of following three things over and over again.

1 - Eat fruits and vegetables and don't forget to exercise every day!

2 - Don't do drugs.

3 - Stay abstinent.

Dakota - How was health class?

Kyle - It was so boring, the teacher said to exercise, eat fruits and vegetables, and to not do drugs throughout the entire period!

Dakota - It sucks that you still have 16 more weeks of that class.

by LeafsFan35 January 14, 2011

upper-lower class

The upper-lower class are poor people with credit cards that live in neighborhoods where lawn care is highly optional.

Contrary to other definitions, you don't have to be white to be upper-lower class.

As upper-lower class, you have the option to act like white trash or act like middle class depending on your mood. It's the best of both worlds.

There are plush green spots from where the dog pees on our lawn, and we think it looks interesting. We are very upper-lower class.

by Eliza April 2, 2005

High class Hoe

A high class hoe is someone who dresses like a hoe but is respected and also has money. This women are not trash although they may dress like it. They know that sex sells.

Examples of high class hoes are Beyonce and Angelina Jolie. A low class hoe is Miley Cyrus. She tries to sell sex but she is not sexy.

by High class bitches July 23, 2010

math class

the time set aside in the school day for students to daydream, doodle, and pass notes

Hey, I wrote you this in math class.

by Queen Of Ambiguity September 22, 2002

middle class

The socioeconomic class in the United States that emerged after WWII, know for suburban sprawl, soccer moms, SUVs, and strip malls. The middle class is neither poor nor rich, but comprise the largest share of the political electorate. The middle class is the only thing that separates the United States from the Third World and much of Europe, but is on the verge of its demise as politicians tax them to death and take away their jobs thru NAFTA and outsourcing, and as middle-class Americans themselves indulge in conspicuous consumption, that will ultimately lead financial insecurity. The middle-class is rapidly being squeezed out of existance. Often dubbed the Working Class by some, the middle-class can be both blue collar and white collar.

The middle class is the largest share of American society.

by [e-mail] March 24, 2009

Jesus class

A required class in catholic private schools, most often pertaining in some way to a god-and-man hybrid. Usually accompanies discrimination against women, other religions, homosexuals, etc. Generally the classes, intentionally or not, use inaccurate history and facts. Typically teachers are ignorant as to actual origins of feast days, traditions, holidays, and the like. Frequently denies scientific theories.

"Aly, why aren't you praying?"

"It's quite simple. Though your 'Jesus class' says otherwise, religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration--courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and, most of all, the truth."

by Natsuki October 1, 2008

Mittle Class

Owning obscene wealth, but wanting to care about the less fortunate.

We're not rich, boys, we're just Mittle Class. Our yacht doesn't even have an elevator for the cars!

by geroldf July 19, 2012