Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

Christian Lloyd

Name of a gentleman and successful man.

Rich and bold name of a man.

Christian Lloyd you're so handsome and gentleman.

Christian Lloyd is one of the greatest name

by Mister Senpai January 1, 2021

christian wico

Christian Wico is an amazing guy. He is very funny, nice, intelligent, handsome, and with a great big heart. Christian is the a guy that every girl wishes to have. And if you have a Christian in your life you are a very lucky person. Christian is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!! He loves to draw!!! Christian is very cute and adorable but manly. When you get to meet Christian Wico you will fall in love with him. Christian Wico is the definition of fun, funny, handsome, badass, and loveable. Funny, love, him, understandable, respectful courageous, intelligent.

Girl 1: omg!! I just met christian Wico and he is very funny, and very handsome.

Girl 2:Forreals??

Girl 1: yes!!! He is amazing

by kim858585 December 20, 2013

christian slimm

best person you'll ever meet he's an all-star & also is the sweetest, he's vvvv cute too

christian slimm is an all-star

by prettyswag and cool January 26, 2016

Christian Myth

A Myth created by the Christian religion to either scare a child into correct behavior or to guilt a child into correct behavior.

Ever hear the Christian Myth, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten,"?

by Germomiter January 10, 2006

Christian Punk

Christian punk is basically punk except that it is for christians. They listen to punk music, but generally go for the music that doesn't swear a lot. It's a more tame version of punk, except they hate "improper authority" (authority that they believe shouldn't be in the authoritative position of power) as much as general punk hates "all" authority. They wear clothes identical to both neo-punk and just general punk.

You see that kid over there who looks like a skater with the cool hair? Yeah, he's Christian Punk.

by Anarchy-Punk_1 June 6, 2009

christian rock

Bleck. Bad music made worse by the cheesy lyrics. They usually claim to be hardcore but are grossly poseurish.

On the Southpark Christian rock episode.

You guys aren't hardcore.

YOU BET YOUR GOSH DARN REAR ENDS WE ARE!

by holly the ginger kid. June 23, 2007