baunch

Preface: Chode is the area between the bottom of your ball sack and your butthole.

Baunch is simply chode sweat.

His allowed his baunch to build up so much that he developed anal chafage.

by Leviathan October 27, 2004

Johnny Bench Called

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.

Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.

by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010

Bench

Bench litrerally means; "Bare-Hench" A combination of 2 frequently used words in UK sub cultures, Bare (taken from the Chav section of society) and Hench (taken from the Metler other half)

That sandwich is Bench!

or can be used in it's full form as follows;

That sandwich is Bare-Hench!!

by Owen April 5, 2005

Benching

To sit on a bench in a public place for an hour or more, because you have no place to go, probably because you are homeless.

There are way to many homeless bums benching in central park today.

by poorlittlerichboy March 26, 2010

benchwarmer

someone who warms the bench just for fun

joey likes to benchwarmer

by 15 year old genius April 27, 2009

Binch

A contemporary piece of street furniture where a bin has cunningly been combined with a bench.

Check out the hot binch.

by jameshjamesh December 9, 2008

bunched up like a mini skirt

When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.

"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"

by Low Brass And Alex September 18, 2006