Jonas Brothers

Bunch of faggots who take it up the ass everynight. When one of them takes it up the ass, their moans and screams make up a song

Joe: (thrusting Nick up the ass) comeon man think of something

Nick: "OH jESUS" "I love it" "oh god" "love me some more"

Other Jonas: Good work Nick, nice lyrics. Now you 2 pump me in the poop-chute and i'll think of a chorus :)

(After 2 hours of intense anal action, the Jonas Brothers has thought of another shitty ass love song)

by Piple June 18, 2009

Jonas Brothers

The three male offspring of a father obsessed with The New Kids on The Block. Currently in his midlife crisis, he misses The New Kids on The Block so much that he drinks because of it. One day he got too drunk and decided to bring back The New Kids On The Block.... Through his children. Through a series of rape, incest, and brainwashing, he turned his kids into The Jonas Brothers, Three kids who were brainwashed into thinking they are The New Kids on the Block. They are now signed up to the disney channel and only appeal to pedophiles and mormon children.

Pedophile: DAMN!!! them Jonas brothers are sexy! I sure wish I was their father.
Mormon kid: Yayy the Jonas Brothers are my favorite band, their so hardcore. I like them because my mom wont let me listen to satanic music like Green Day or Coldplay.

by school_sick_801 December 9, 2008

Jonas Brothers

Sneezing puppies.

The Jonas Brothers are like sneezing puppies- at first they're cute, but the longer they sneeze, the worse they sound and the more horrible they look.

by Marf... August 14, 2009

The Reptilian Brotherhood

The Reptilian Brotherhood is a cult secretly filled with Reptilians.

The Reptilian Brotherhood is love
The Reptilian Brotherhood is life

by hue hue HUE HUE September 6, 2016

bro toe

What you call it when a guy's pants are so tight that you can see the bulge of his package. Like camel toe, but for dudes.

Jerome: Oliver, how do you like my tight new workout pants?

Oliver: Shit, get away from me, bitch. You got bro toe!

by mark the shark z December 16, 2007

brother from another colour

What a black man calls a white man who he be tight with. Resembles a J.D - Brown Bear relationship. This white man probably did some fucked up stuff to be accepted by the black man.

YOU BE MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER COLOUR HOMIE!

by Syddistic December 2, 2010

Brother-in-law

"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"

"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"

by nestnestsoto May 26, 2020